Welcome to Hell. I'll be your tour guide today. Starting here, we have someone working... oh excuse me... slaving away at their desk. Notice the ball and chain connecting them to it so as to keep them there. Over here, we have someone under the same circumstances but with a terrible headache. We keep piling up work for them to keep them at a high stress level. Over here is this woman who has perpetual PMS. Down here, we have our best task master at work. He's been with us a long time. Almost up for retirement. Don't know how we're going to replace him.....
Over here we have a high achieving executive woman who suffers from panic attacks and anxiety. We’ve created a special room to look like an office for her and constantly change the temperature, work load, lighting, number of calls – both personal and professional – and the amount of meetings she attends in a day along with a few trouble making employees that report to her. She comes in everyday to prove a point, but ends up suffering from terrible panic attacks.
This has become one of our specialties since she suffers the after effects for a long time. We’ve learned to create this panic with very little effort on our part, but with maximum effect to her.
The paper bag is on fire today – even though it’s wet. What a world! What a world!
